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Black
Monday |
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Jack
and Coke |
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Feria
"Black Leather" (its for GUYS!) |
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Black
pants, funky buttondown shirt (NOT tucked in), big plastic rings,
lipstick.
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New
Year's Morning Mimosas |
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Fry
It And They Will Come |
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Jack+Coke=Tom Waits, White Russians=Wayne Newton and Peggy Lee,
Absinthe=Erik Satie, Cosmopolitans=Grenadine and Stereo Totale |
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Senior
Year of College (seriously) dancing with Teresa Sesher to "Freebird"
at the Exchange Students Going Away Party. PROPS TO ESKO KOPONEN! |
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Greeeeeeeeeeeeen
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"The
Marriage of Cadmus and Harmony" by some Italian guy. Also,
anythng by that everlovin' poet James Tate. Personal to Joanne
Beard: WRITE ANOTHER BOOK!
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Tie:
Harold and Maude and Puce Moment by Kenneth Anger
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The
Majestic Hornbeam
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More
kitties, please
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Telemarketing
for some computer company that would'nt teach me about the product
I was selling but whose owners thought a "woman's voice--you
know" would sell more...even if that voice had to say "Duh"
all day... |
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Edith
Piaf, Anais Nin, Joanne Beard, Hazel Pethig, Kate Millet, MY MOM |
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Yes.
Because if you cut me open, and I'm not suggesting you do, that
is the word you will find stamped on my spine. |
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LUPEC is Feministic Joie De Vivre |
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My
bar will either be called "Elyria" or "The Red
Velvet Swing" or "The Victor Rebeles." It will
be poorly lit but with good cinematography. THERE WILL BE NO TELEVISIONS
ANYWHERE, and none of those stupid little videogamepokergame things.
Please, if you cant read or make small talk, I dont want your
drinking money. The jukebox will be fabulous--retro yet cutting
edge yet with a good dose of humor. There will be a small stage
for good music and such. There will be barfood and obligatory
bowls of really good NOT prepackaged snack mix. I will bartend
and wear really dark lipstick everynight.
And
there will always be toilet paper in the women's room.
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