Poll #1

What is your favorite mixed-drink alcohol base?

First Place: vodka 64 (43%)

Second Place: gin 32 (21%)

Third Place: other 21 (14%)

Fourth Place: whiskey 12 (8%)

Fifth Place: brandy 7 (4%)

Sixth Place: I'm all virgin, girl! 6 (4%)

Seventh Place: everclear (hee hee) 3 (2%)

Last Place: scotch 1 (0%) *PSPSILY stands alone in the scotch corner.

(146 Total votes)

Poll #2

How often do you drink?

Who's buying? 44 (41%)

It's August? Where'd July go? 38 (36%)

My liver's on strike. 11 (10%)

I'm an Episcopalian. 8 (7%)

Had cold in Jan., took Nyquil. 4 (3%)

(105 Total votes)

Poll #3

I need...

... a drink. 26 (24%)

...another drink. 42 (39%)

...a bathroom. 11 (10%)

What was the question? 12 (11%)

I'm an Episcopalian. 15 (14%)

(106 total votes)

Poll #4

Select from the following whom you'd most enjoy having a drink with:

Your Mother 30 (25%)

Your Ex 17 (14%)

Your Current 34 (28%)

Your Current's Ex 11 (9%)

A Grizzly Bear 28 (23%)

(120 total votes)

Poll #5

You've had too much to drink. What's the most important thing to do before passing out?

Make a will. 5 (4%)

Drink water. 62 (60%)

Take aspirin. 9 (8%)

Take out your contacts. 22 (21%)

Take out your teeth 4 (3%)

(102 total votes)

Poll #6

Which of these Historic Women would you most like to buy a drink?

Writer, diarist and joie de vivre proponent, Anais Nin. 208 (22%)

Infamous anarchist and fighter, Emma Goldman. 85 (9%)

Visionary Mexican artist, Frida Kahlo. 92 (9.7%)

Country and Western legend, Patsy Cline. 335 (35.4%)

Early birth-control crusader, Margaret Sanger. 226 (23.9%)

(946 total votes)

Poll #7

What time of day are you most likely to enjoy a cocktail?

Breakfast. 21 (6.6%)

Lunch. 4 (1.3%)

Happy Hour. 116 (36.6%)

Dinner. 59 (18.6%)

All of the above. 117 (36.9%)

(317 total votes)